Posted 8 hours ago
You can’t stop the rock!

-our bard, after jamming so hard she killed a guy (via outofcontextdnd)

That is one metal bard.

Posted 11 hours ago

ursulavernon:

missmonstermel:

robotsandfrippary:

dollsahoy:

mythosidhe:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

*CACKLES*  Should we tell them?  Or just be indulgent and let the fantasy live on…?

Oh, this is just…sad.  So, so many kinds of…sad.

I’m DYING.

And I miss the tartan skirts too. 

You know how some people try to replicate past eras, wearing the fashion, collecting the old technology, etc? I just picture this one collecting mint condition Delia’s catalogs and “vintage” Snapple bottles and beepers..
ugh, the 90’s.

Pardon, but my head seems to be embedded in this desk…

This cutscene (contains gore and swearing) from Brütal Legend was the first thing that came to mind.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

Posted 1 day ago

Sure, you can intimidate him using corporate bureaucracy.

outofcontextdnd:

-GM after the rogue/bladesinger pretended to be the soul police in order to get info out of a soul.

Posted 1 day ago

outofcontextdnd:

"That’s not a cult. That’s called a culture."

The only real difference between the two is a matter of how broad of a consensus one has within a given population.

Posted 2 days ago

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

(Source: nielsentopten.com)

Posted 2 days ago

bunfoot:

you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets

The best kind of dress.

Posted 2 days ago

officialunitedstates:

back when I first started doing photography I had the difficult task of asking all my subjects for their permission to use their image in a photograph.  it wasn’t until I finally read the law books that I realized you don’t have to ask permission to take pictures of birds.  birds don’t have the same legal rights as humans apparently.  outrageous but true

Posted 2 days ago

acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

I think I’m going to do this with some of my own story worlds that aren’t connected with each other.