Posted 1 hour ago

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

Posted 2 hours ago

mineralists:

Backlit specimen of Almandine Garnets in Graphite. Very cool!

Redstone looks really cool with the new realism skin for Minecraft.

Posted 3 hours ago

joliemour:

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

I CAN’T

Whenever someone describes their gender as “genderfluff”, I imagine they are filled with these adorable creatures.

(Source: lookatthelights)

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outofcontextdnd:

Lawful Good Dracomancer: I rolled a 19 on Thievery to unlock the chains?

DM: Yeah you free Orion from his chains.

LG Dracomancer: Oh. Cool. I’ve… never done that before.

Barbarian: Welcome to the world of Neutral Good.

LG Dracomancer: *whimpers*

Posted 11 hours ago

babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

Posted 12 hours ago

dragonsandaliens:

Dragon Effect

HAS ANYONE SEEN THESE?? (artist)

For Mass Age Origins

For Mass Age 2

Posted 13 hours ago

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

DM: “Make a seduction check to see how well you use your sex dice with the Orc.”

Player: “…I rolled a 1.”

DM: “The dice say ‘rub my face on the floor’. The Orc proceeds to indulge you enthusiastically.”